Laughing at my own joke

That doesn't prove that.

Hym "Me laughing at my own jokes and talking about my own interests with people who are making a concerted effort to downplay what is happening to me so they don't have to pay or credit me doesn't prove anything. I don't need to prove damages only that it is happening and it is. Do an actual audit of the people you have harassed into either shooting your kids or killing themselves. Filter for whether or not it resembled schizophrenia and wasn't. And then you credit and pay me for the AI. No I don't 'get what I get.' You give me the money and you punish the harassment because if I don't have rights I'm not going to let your kid have them."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025

Feathers in my nose

When your allergies get real bad and the inside of your nose is tickling.

“Ah, dude. My allergies are so bad, I have feathers in my nose!”

by Cacaree July 18, 2023

Kissn' my sister

When you are in the shower and instead of getting out to piss, you piss in the shower causing it to go right down the drain.

Last night my wife caught me Kissn' my sister

by Bob Belchur January 13, 2022

My large cockollie

This “cockollie” is a Body part on Ollie h, it is her feet. Ollie h feet are long as fuck and make her trip up all the time. Ollie h’s cockollies are so long and smelly that she can pick her dirty nose with her long ass toes.

My large cockollie: Ewww it’s Ollie h, omg look at her cockollies that actually makes me sick run away before I #vomit

by L 2 savvy September 7, 2020

you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain

Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!

by Fidgetspinner-man July 3, 2017

Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025