Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 23, 2022

Revenge shit

The act of defecating on the bed when you’re always angry at your significant other. Spesifically at their side of the bed.

The cleaning lady found fecal matter on the left side of the bed. Security was told that it was a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Samples taken from the fecal matter confimed that it came from a human.

The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.

by Amegapint May 24, 2022

Shit Talkin

nukio

“ Why are you nukio to him ? “
shit talking - talking very crazy to someone in a smooth fassion

by nukiooslatty May 24, 2022

Shit

Another word for poop and... BROWNIES?

I have shit up my ass

by stopusinggrayson May 25, 2022

shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting

Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!

by mauruje May 25, 2022

Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.

Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!

by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!

Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

by Cock gobling goblin' cock May 26, 2022