Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.

Valentines day is a waste of time

by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015

Green Day

Green Day is, like the best band in the universe! Their songs are fricking awesome, the band members are hot especially Billie Joe!, all in all, Green Day rocks my socks! I highly advise listening to them.

Green Day is cooler than you'll ever be

by Loserette from Loserland April 12, 2022

Stripper day

October 19th is defined. As the day to be naked just strip it.

Boy: what’s tomorrow

Girl: national stripper day
Boy: what the...
Girl: oh it just turned 12:00am *gets naked*

by XFC_Thomas on Tik Tok October 16, 2019

Sat-day

sat-day Every 20th of Each month is a day to be lazy

Hannah - oh god it’s the 19th today .... woo hoo

moey I actual don’t have to even go work since it’s sat-day

by Tehlia April 18, 2019

Hanker day

December 29th 2020 is Hanker day. If you were on Twitter on this day you will understand exactly what I mean.

Ex: holy fuck I can’t function with all this content.

This is why we call it hanker day

by Skatermiyy December 29, 2020

chumby day

a Holiday held on the 7th of august for bald autistic muslims

its chumby day

by chumby chumberson September 11, 2022

Slide Day

A very special holiday where two people celebrate the event in one has slid into the other's DM (direct messages) to initiate a relationship, exotic night, friendship, etc.

Two years prior to Tia answering Shaq's DM on Instagram, the two celebrate their Slide Day as a couple.
Did you hear about Shaq sliding in her DMs and now they're a couple.

I can't wait for me and Tia's Slide Day so we can celebrate.

by Shaquila The Great May 22, 2018