I like turtles

No you dont -__-

"I like turtles" :D

"Fuck you" -__-

by TheflyinHawaiian03 April 1, 2011

Bare-back a Turtle

Verb. When you accidentally forget to lift the cover on the toilet seat before you sit down.

"I just went to the bathroom and I'll be damned if I didn't bare-back a turtle"

by phishphreak1234 September 5, 2013

give you the turtle

The worst threat known to man

You don’t want to know what it means to give you the turtle!

by Froggy9400 April 23, 2022

Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016

turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

by A. Friend August 27, 2007

chocolate turtles

crap. turds.

I just saw some chocolate turtles in the toilet back there

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Turtle Time

That point during sex where you are going so slow from exhaustion that it is like your partner is a turtle.

It seems like Samantha is always in turtle time.

by xXJMKXx November 14, 2016