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Hella Taking Pictures

When a dude in the club sneaking taking pictures of half naked females at the bar.
Wendell told the bartender " They hella taking pictures. "

Steve said " We in this bish till 2 am and we hella taking pictures! "
by So1oDaDon January 17, 2020
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taking the hobbits to isengard

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.
by werango June 9, 2023
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taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
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Takes all Kinds

Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."
Person A: What is she doing with her life? Why would she buy a lawn flamingo buisness?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.
by dangboyhethicc March 30, 2022
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Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020
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taking a number 4

Yo i just caught Justin taking a number 4
by Jagar21 March 15, 2018
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Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar
Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.
by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015
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