Taking a trip to the garage

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.

Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

by red27 July 31, 2011

nice, we'll take that

When a geoguessr pro gets an acceptable guess, notably Rainbolt.

2km? nice, we'll take that.

by Monkinja December 1, 2022

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

take him to the lake

The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.

Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."

by DethZarr July 2, 2015

don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense’

kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.

by Frand April 1, 2019

taking a number 4

Jacking off while taking a shit

Yo i just caught Justin taking a number 4

by Jagar21 March 15, 2018

Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar

Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.

by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015