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A Few Players Short

A phrase for calling someone retarded.
Bill: Hey Bob, what’s 2+2?
Bob: uhhh... 7?
John: Looks like Bob’s a few players short.
by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019
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Short person

lucy like just my friend lucy
by ahhhhhhhhdjgjckxksjsbz January 9, 2022
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short bus

A person with a small penis or smaller than an average penis
I have a big dick - dude

Haha not even close, short bus -girl
by Kmach16 August 11, 2017
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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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fucks with her the short way

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!
"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"
by Miluvly Uncouth June 7, 2019
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sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.
Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)
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Buss Jockey shorts

when one buller man takes his penis and enters another buller man anus without the removal of his under garments.
Keshan buss Monk jockey shorts last night.
Not before Keshan get his jockey shorts buss by Travis. Before u know it, there was a buss jockey shorts threesome.
by ballzzs October 18, 2011
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