Potatoes

1) A term that some college kids use in place of Alcohol.
2) a drink that causes fun to happen

person one: "hey man can you pour me a shot?"
person two: "DUDE! Do you want us to get in trouble? call them potatoes."
person one : "okay... pass me the potatoes"

by TeeONE January 29, 2015

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potato is a stupid word stupid little kids use to try and be funny but theyre not becuase they have no brain cells

ex.
stupid kid: i can count to potato! :)
me: stfu you stupid kid youre adopted

by thathandleisusedbysomeoneelse October 15, 2019

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sweet potato balls

An expression to show shock or amazment. Such as holy hell.

Sweet potato balls! I haven't seen him in years!!!

by Muhahahanafawnabanana September 22, 2005

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furry potato

a potto that has cat ears

hey furry potato hey furry potato

by FURRY POTATO ENTENSIFIES May 28, 2021

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Nigger potato

A very black potato that has 88% autism and 22% down syndrome and the only word the potato can say is ¨Potato Nigger

Hey look at my Nigger potato doing a triple backflip!

by isfrd December 13, 2022

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The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory

The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.

"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.

by wiggy_G November 14, 2009

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A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.

Quote by Chris Rock -

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."

"She is looking for Mr. Potato Charming"

by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010

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