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Fucking sweet. Pipe is totally legit, like Slater on Saved by the Bell. It's bona fide like Mike Johnson. Sweet like Yoshi's power slide in Mario Cart. It's rawer than Paris Hilton and realer than Lindsay Lohan.

If you think you know, you have no idea. Pipe is bouncier than Pamela Anderson's boobs on baywatch, its truer than Barry Bonds on steroids, its cool like Vin Diesel in Tokyo Drift but hot like a pound of wasabi in your face.

If you're not pipe, you're nobody.
"Dude, you have a 64" plasma, an infinity pool, and a guitar playing midget!? That's totally pipe!

"That party was pipin', never seen so many hot chicks in my life"

"You met the Dali Llama? That's so pipe!!"
Pipe by Hasnain and Brint November 7, 2007
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flesh pipe

A word for cock that i have now officially coined. Also just like teh term skin pipe and skin cigar, except a little different.
go smoke a flesh pipe you cokcsucking jackassss
flesh pipe by Lukasa March 23, 2005

pipefitter 

A plumber with his brains bashed in.
Joe the plumber used to be a pretty smart guy, but then he hit his head with a pipe wrench, now he's a pipefitter
pipefitter by just a guys idea March 9, 2010

stove pipe 

The biggest blackest cock on the planet. Most girls crave this piece of meat.
Susan: Hey beth i heard you took Jamal's stove pipe last night.
Beth: Yea it was sooo much better than mikes!
stove pipe by B willy November 9, 2006

Tombstone Piledriver 

a sexual manuever usually performed by two wrestlers in public. It closely resembles the 69 position, only standing up.
undertaker just gave oral pleasures to his brother kane, in public, via the tombstone piledriver

Pipecleaner 

A VHS or DVD transfer that is in the Pan and Scan format.
"I just rented an old school kung fu film and it was pipecleaner. I demand my money back!"
Pipecleaner by C 1 R K L Z July 21, 2005