Peter

This guy, I swear to god, is the most annoying bloke on earth, but then again, he'll make ya laugh by saying the most random stuff possible. He has severe ADHD and will find anything to smack/laugh at. He screams random shit for no good reason and he loves it. His friends all think there is something wrong with him. However, when he needs to be serious he makes sure that he tucks himself into line. He wants to be a professional sports commentator, but with the amount this guy talks, they're gonna turn off the TV. He always wants attention but never receives any. He loves flipping burgers for a living and has no time to enjoy his life due to the sheer commitment he has to his burger-flipping business. He is a very lovable guy with a passion for stupidity.

Do you know Peter?

That kid that says random stuff? Yeah, he's annoying as hell.

by BigPete123 October 23, 2023

Peter Berndes

The Human Tuna.

Are you eating tuna again today? you are such a Peter Berndes

by Lordoftheimps March 7, 2022

Peter Lleshi

Peter Lleshi is a way to refer to an individual that is sped and/or retarted.

Shut up you Peter Lleshi.

by PeterSpedLleshi September 24, 2022

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin

That one guy from aquantance person

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin commin' at ya in a sizzling hot Sunday afternoon

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

Zoe Peters

A person so incredibly dumb that they spend their whole life trying to find the answer to the equation 7+3= ?

Damn look at that Zoe Peters. She should go back to preschool.

by LachyMuller November 4, 2020

peter

that gardener that ask if you want some tea. or tells you to put another shrimp on the barbie

hey peter will you bring the tea with you and while your there put another shrimp on the barbie

by jljkfgljljgkljklggdfgkgrjhgjjt October 7, 2019

peter-abelard

to castrate

The ancient scholastic philosopher Peter Abelard was peter-abelarded due to his forbidden marriage

by I DONT KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS October 8, 2009