Nut Twerking

The act of swinging your testicles back and forth making a noise as if someone was clapping.

When I was in the shower I got bored and started Nut Twerking.

by MythlyRaven October 10, 2013

He Nutted

A basketball term to be yelled when someone misses and easy lay up.

Don't even try to block it, He Nutted

by Blew nye the nutty guy February 10, 2022

nut straight

the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha

Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s

Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs

Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.

by Lasoniic January 8, 2012

The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.

Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.

by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021

Nut Luge

The act of drinking a beer poured over someone's balls. The male equivalent of the Boob luge.

I don't remember much about last night, but I'm pretty sure Shae did a Nut Luge off of my balls.

by Krzyztopor June 6, 2022

McDog Nuts

Derogitory term for McDonalds.

Let's go eat at McDog Nuts.

by dieselpunker April 16, 2009