Mississippi mud biscuit

when your brother shits in your pussy and butters your biscuit with his seamen

Hey sis I need me one of them Mississippi mud biscuits ...... go bulldogs as cow bells ring in the background

by Wop dago from bama May 21, 2018

Tinder bae biscuits

In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.

“What you doing tonight?”

I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!

by The Jonesiest April 7, 2019

balls over biscuits

Abnormally weird and hectic.

My job was balls over biscuits all day long.

by Rance Kesterson March 28, 2017

horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.

Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!

by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017

joshing your biscuits

A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth

I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.

by Ratpackisback February 18, 2017

step on my biscuit

Someone who goes around killing every nigga's vibe

"Treshon is such a dick, goin around, stepping on people's biscuits and shit"

"What're you talking about? I doubt anything interesting nigga"

"Bitch don't step on my biscuit!"

by Biscuit bean March 2, 2017

Offensive recovery biscuit

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt

That damn offensive recovery biscuit.

by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018