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Jordan

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.
Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.
by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021
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Jordan

A beautiful girl. She is very kind and sweet. She is funny too.
by HL2862 April 20, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan She is planning to make your Day so much worse if you heart someone she Knows she Doesn’t need an explanation on the problem or to be close to that person they get the job done.
Jordan Did he make you sad
You yes
Jordan ok I’ll remove him from the problem
by Glow April 22, 2022
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Jordan

a retarded albino that throws finns in the bush at lunch
Jordan is a stupid cunt
by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020
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Jordan

by TheOfficialVoltaire April 5, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is a very kind boy. He is the best that could have happened in my life I am so grateful for him, he has always been there for me and always knows how to comfort people. If he is your friend you are lucky but if you are dating him YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST GIRL/BOY IN THE WORLD! everything that he does is the best. He will never make you feel left out, he will always stand up for you he is most of the time freaky
by 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 <3333 November 28, 2022
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Jordan

This is the person who will make you feel the most wanted you’ve ever felt. He’s the person who gives you the millions of butterflies. He’s the person who you walk a certain way just to get a glimpse.He’ll sweep you off your feet out of no where. You can always run to him with any problem you have.You can tell him your deepest darkest secrets and have no problem doing it.Jordan will make you the happiest you’ve ever felt.You instantly become happy any time you know you’re going to see him. You just cling to jordan. No matter how annoying you are or how much you get on his nerves, he will always be there for you. He pulls you in with the best love there is.The place you are truly happiest is in his arms.Jordan will make you feel a way you have never ever felt before.He has you caught so much, the only thing you ever do when you’re not with him is wish you were. Jordan makes a home for you. If home isn’t a place,it’s a person, and that person is Jordan. When things get rough, they get rough.Jordan is the most stubborn person there ever was.He will ignore you and rage at you. Just know he doesn’t mean it. Once he calms down it’s all okay. He realizes the situation and the wrong.Although this is hard i’d deal with it just for Jordan.I never want to be with anyone else in this world. All i’ll ever want is Jordan. He makes you feel like no one ever has. You’d never be the same if you were to ever loose him. Take care of Jordan. Don’t ever let go because you’ll forever need him.
you’ll always be my number 1, Jordan.
by 77772233748488maaayyyuwuuw August 22, 2021
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