Fruit Fiesta

When you insert your genitalia into a fruit for masturbation purposes.

In Call Me By Your Name Ellio had a fruit fiesta when he stuck his dick in a peach

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.

I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten

by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016

fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

fruit hooter

Some one who roller blades.

That guy is a fruit hooter.

by Carlitzky November 25, 2013

MAD FRUIT

MAD FRUIT BASICALLY MEANS SUS. WHEN SOMEONE IS MAD FRUIT HE IS TENDING TO SUS ACTIVITIES.

YO LETS DO NOT HANG OUT WITH ROBERT HE IS MAD FRUIT

by Doodlescoodle100 January 13, 2022

The Fruit

A link to something

“Woah. That’s awesome. Is it from Amazon?”
“Yeah, bro.”
“Send me the fruit!”

by Petebwhat December 29, 2023

Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat

Hey fruit bat head!

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022