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Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.
"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"
by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025
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dirt behind the ears

The amateur lawyer lost the case. She forgot to look dirt behind the ears.
by aditya7299 March 7, 2025
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Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”
by geekqueen June 2, 2024
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