After blowing your load into your girlfriend’s mouth, immediately follow up with a spinning heel kick to the face.
by Long Island August 14, 2004
Used to describe the exceptional hotness of one's High school Biology teacher. Any Life Sciences teacher will be considered for "Dragon Meat" status but only if they meet strict criteria set forth by the "Dragon Meat Association of America" (DMAA) . All Arts teachers will not be considered due to an over abundance of flabby asses and piss tanks.
by DragonMeat September 17, 2010
when a man is receiving oral sex, while sitting, he takes the arms of the blower and spreads them so their head fall on the receivers man shaft, enducing and involentary deep throat.
by hot karl March 26, 2003
The glorious sex move that tops them all, is the infamous 'dragon punch.' Basically, it's when a man takes his penis, and covers it with flammable liquid (e.i. hand sanitizer, aerosol sprays) and lights his dong on fire then shoves it in to a vagina or anus. Thusly it is called the 'dragon punch'.
"dude i wanted to suprise my girlfriend one our one year with a new kinky sex move, but when i dragon punched her, she flipped a cow and broke up with me!
by ttttyler July 01, 2009
The act of receiving a blowjob and as you reach ejaculation you push the girls head down on ur dick and the cum flys out her nose like the smoke from a chinise dragon. it is usually fallowed by a satisfied and somewhat amused man and a terrified and infinate jizz smelling girl
guy: get ready for the chinise dragon!
girl: the what? (semen flys out nose)
guy: OH YA!
girl: WTF ILL BE SNEEZING CUM FOR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
girl: the what? (semen flys out nose)
guy: OH YA!
girl: WTF ILL BE SNEEZING CUM FOR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
by saysh May 05, 2006
by johnson dragon drive December 22, 2008
1. farting in someone's mouth and then lite it while they blow out, through their nose or mouth.
2. when your breath smells so bad of fart that if you lit a match your breath would catch fire
2. when your breath smells so bad of fart that if you lit a match your breath would catch fire
dammit! tommy's got dragon breath, he threw up and didn't wash.
"quick! jimbo passed out, let's give him some magic dragon breath to wake him up!" - how they all laughed as they saw jimbo breath out fire!
"quick! jimbo passed out, let's give him some magic dragon breath to wake him up!" - how they all laughed as they saw jimbo breath out fire!
by tampinhas07 February 18, 2008