Brandon Callen

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him

Y'all want to go riding with Brandon Callen?

Me: No we will die most definitely.

by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017

brandon and chantel

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!😙 if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!😂

Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
😚😚😚❤❤❤💙💙💙💙💋💋💋😘

by Instagram.name.is chantel_cz July 18, 2017

Brandon

A very nice person. Usually. The Brandon. Stands at about 6 feet tall. The Brandon will usually reply to a comment with 1 or 2 words. Often being "that's nice" or "sad"

Joe: my grandma has just died
Brandon: that's nice

by Morrisons bakery December 12, 2021

Brandon Oropeza

A rude, cold, no good friend that will backstab you!

"Yea he's a real Brandon Oropeza"

by silverhydra23 May 20, 2021

Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022

brandon

stupid fucking scorpio

yeah that’s definitely a brandon

by haterrrr.com March 7, 2022

Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon

god brandon is such a loser

by bithcboy April 18, 2024