spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans

by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019

The Bean Bowl

When a Mexican gets a bowl cut and an edge up on the front.

Jesus: Did you see José with the bean bowl cut fam.

Pablo: damn foo, that’s clean.

by Versacekiller May 26, 2019

BASH THE BEANS

Male version of masturbation

Hey Honey...just off the bash the beans, be back in a second!

by ijzzlobber September 17, 2019

spic bean

Portuguese f*** bag who is worthless trash and scummy

Man Tyron you're such a scummy piece of trash you f****** Spic Bean

by Spic Bean September 19, 2019

Bean Sniffer

Like a bean licker only 1. Addicted to crack and 2. Sniffs everyone’s beans

Person 1.) Wow Travis is such a bean sniffer

Person 2.) Yeah it feels as like he’s always high

by Bean Licker October 11, 2019

Broken Bean

When you rub your clit during masturbation so much that you think that it might just fall off.

Hey Beth, I think I have a broken bean. My coochie hurts so much but I just can’t stop.

by Sasquatch Sally October 15, 2019

smack bean

An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.

eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.

‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.

by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019