shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023

short doge

Someone who complains about being bored but also has dozens of things to watch from friends recommendations alone.

Friend: There’s nothing to do, I’m so bored.
Me: You could watch RWBY. Or Transformers Prime. Or The Clone Wars. Need I go on, you short doge?

by TonyStank15243 November 23, 2021

Short

When you are not tall

Yo dude you’re so short
No I’m fun sized
You’re even shorter than Tessa what do you mean

by MontgomereySallow February 15, 2020

PS-GB Shorts

GaMiNg cOmEdIaNs

'treasure wars... fu…' - PS-GB Shorts

by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021

T-Shorts

A shirt used to cover the legs

The woman showed off her legs with the T-Shorts
"These T-Shorts are really big!"

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

Short

you

you're short

by joejoerefference October 30, 2021

kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!

"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"

by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023