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beer fort

Remember the good ol' days at the age of 9 when building forts was awesome? A Beer Fort is a fort constructed while drunk. The fort can be made of many other materials than just pillows and blankets because, as adults, we have access to money, power tools, and lumber yards...as well as beer kegs.
Hey altalp! Check out this killer beer fort we made!
by HerrKenny July 27, 2007
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energy beer

Any beer consumed while in a state of exhaustion or fatigue.
Milo: How much is left in the U-Haul? I'm tired as hell.

Brady: We just need to move one more couch into the living room and then I'll have Rhonda get us some energy beers.
by Boozy Springer May 2, 2008
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FRED beer

A freshly opened beer, that the drinker has every intention to drink, but due to intoxication is unable to do so.

Failed Reconciliation of Expected Drink
James passed out and left a FRED beer next to him.
by curreychiken December 23, 2013
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Beer-sleeve

A total nerd. Like a person who spills beer on their sleeve.
That kid doesn't know how to dance. What a beer-sleeve!
by carleno January 19, 2015
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Dog Beers

Drinking beers left behind while people away from their table in a bar.
Sam was getting drunk on dog beers before they caught him. That is when the fight started.
by SGT Nitro September 22, 2015
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Beer Break

When watching a movie at home and someone needs to rewind it for something they missed it gives the other people in the room the opportunity to grab another beer.
Hey, do you mind if I rewind that part I missed while taking a piss? Nah, go ahead I was about due for a beer break.
by Danimal75 July 21, 2011
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beer cocktail

A beverage consisting of some fruit juice and beer. Typically drank by metro sexual dumb asses who don't have the testicular fortitude to drink whiskey or Guinness.
Orange juice and Budweiser.

Man Girl 1: What would you like to drink?
Man Girl 2: Oh, my vagina hurts too much today. How about a beer cocktail.
Man Girl 1: You bet, don't forget to wear your dress and Gay pride sticker.
by Beer Drinker1 February 19, 2008
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