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He got The zoomies

Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies
by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024
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He

He was born in Spain, and had a sister, she. After acquiring a British uniform, he orbited in space before landing on mars. He returned to earth at an airport. After failing to lead a rescue mission for the US Navy, he was attacked by terrorists but escaped without injury. He quietly went to Argentina from 1976-1983, where he committed several war crimws. He returned to the public by becoming the youngest son of the soviet union and once again teamed up with the US to overthrow the Cuban army, and halted construction of a soviet airport. After the Borland Convention of 1984, he condemned the aid given to rebels. When his war crimes in Argentina were uncovered, he was convicted. His long lost sister, she, was elected prime minister of the Philippines around this time. When the United States became the only country in the world, he would continue working with them, which he still does today.
He has played this game twice
by ChickenLovingChickenLicking March 16, 2024
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He Feels Bad

So I take it out
Every chance I get
Left to be so mean
Still it's sane and so sympathetic

Want to feel bad
But you can't say no

It's no cause at all
It comes down to you and
Who bleeds who?

Just past the day
Pleasant leaves you
Comes to you the same way
Passed on
Every day's the last day
No one sees you
Walk the part to stay
Not you

Judge yourself again
Age is no excuse
Hard to find a way to
Close my eyes, call it back and shoot

He Feels Bad
by WorseThanHitler December 8, 2020
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Is-he

This is a covert way of sharing with another person your observation that another person is of a gay orientation.
Hey Brenda, Is-he? Too bad, he seemed so nice, oh well.
by MontanaZ406 April 7, 2011
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yi ge feng he ri li de zao shang

How literally everyone in Singapore starts their chinese composition for PSLE
yi ge feng he ri li de zao shang, xiao ming chi le da bian, ta hen kai xin.
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He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

When Xie Lian witnesses something so absurd he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
When Hua Cheng did 50 backflips and turned into a singular grain of rice, he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
by ThyMotherIsAttractive November 18, 2023
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Happy he's dead

You were happy when my shit was stolen. You reminded me every day how happy you were that my shit was stolen and that I had to sit here and work as my work was being stolen. So no you don't give a fuck about liberty or personal property rights. You give a fuck about YOU not getting murdered for this and being perceived as being better than someone you are not better than.
Hym "So I wouldn't say I'm happy he's dead... It's more like, I want the money and the credit I'm entitled to and I don't give a fuck about a YouTube bitch getting shot for a REASON that the YouTube fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY BE TRUST TO TELL YOU... So! Notice how I'm NOT getting murdered. Because according to the news it's coming from the left AND right... AT both the left and right... But NOT at me. I wouldn't test the dead man switch if I were them either but STILL. Even I could see how I would be considered reprehensible and/or killable! But these idiots just don't get it. They legitimately don't see themselves as killable! It is unreal. THEY can never be morally wrong. It's not a possibility in their own minds. Crazy."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2025
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