Morning Water

NOTICE: This word has an abbreviation. It is Mater pronounced Mah-ter, it rhymes with water. Now for the definition.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.

James: Dude that mater tasted actually good this morning.

Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!

by Snoobab March 27, 2020

Water kiss

A water kiss is when you choke on your drink because of how how retarded you are. The owner of water kiss is bethany bryan.

Bethany bryan had a water kiss.

by Kiddokiddo2 April 17, 2020

Water kiss

A water kiss is when you choke on your drink because of how how retarded you are. The owner of water kiss is bethany bryan.

Bethany bryan had a water kiss.

by Kiddokiddo2 April 17, 2020

Dad water

beers another term used to describe a beer

Tonight we will be deleting dad waters

by Alex9974 March 3, 2020

Dirty Water

When you and your partner are having a romantic night under the bridge and a homeless shows up to see the show and both of you invite him/her to join in the fun.

Sofia and I were having some good old fun under the bridge when He showed up, what else to do but to have some dirty water !

by Mr Gates12 March 11, 2020

touchy waters

British slang for a potentially sensitive or offensive thing, person or topic.

Dan: I think Winston Churchill was an amazing person.
Omar: Touchy waters, that. Some people might think he was a racist; which he was.

by LittleLukey-Poo1 June 13, 2020

Water up

To walk around the garden, watering plants in whichever way is needed...

Watering up the stem

I’m just going out to water up

by Ace4kingAce August 21, 2020