Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

Polish Turkey

The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.

Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"

by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021

sherky turkey

A sherky turkey is someone who claims to rule the roost, when in fact, they do not. They are extremely lazy and often sherk their responsibilities (aka chores, bathing etc).

Brian thinks he is the man of the house, but he is actually just the sherky turkey.

by dirtiersquirrel May 9, 2018

turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

Turkey Girl

a turkey girl is a person who screams at turkeys for no apparent reason or a person who the turkeys have accepted as one of their own.

Mia is such a turkey girl, she is always hanging with turkeys.

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017

turkey

some who acts like a bitch in certain situations.

come on do it u be a turkey nigga

by darrrrr215 December 2, 2019