Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.

Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."

by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021

Zucchini Mud slap

When you send someone down a complicated rabbithole of deceptions ultimately resulting in them realizing they're been boofed and you're Epic.

Hahah, Boogie, that sure was a Zucchini Mud slap!

by BoogieIsGay69 July 17, 2021

Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020

Michigan Mud Hole

When you are doing anal and your partner shits.

¨Man, I was enjoying anal until she gave me the Michigan Mud Hole!

by darkingEnder May 20, 2019

Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.

"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."

by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012

Dropping your mud

Usually important in the gay scene: a guy whose been banged without condums and is filled with cum....and then SPLAT, he "drops his mud"...and out comes all of the warm jizz on the floor!

One example is: "Yeh, I got so fucked last night that I thought my anal canal wouldn't take any moe, and then I just gave it all up, and dropped my MUD right there on the bedsheets"

by Dr. Nathan Gormley July 31, 2005

mississippi mud clown

A ghetto black person. That has no english skills or job.

Look at this "Mississippi mud clown right here" !

by cory and trevor September 11, 2018