Sleep

The act of rolling over and staring at a wall for 3 hours while thinking of people you care about abandoning you

You should get some sleep

by CanOpener743 November 14, 2023

afk sleeping

a derp

i'm afk sleeping, hi

by Bonjouri May 20, 2014

Eat Beat Sleep

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024

I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.

Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.

by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025

sleep buff

When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.

"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."

by randomacct128497124981 December 27, 2023

Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.

Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.

by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023

sleep crack

When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.

Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack

by Taylen Wish January 19, 2019