Von-St. Aubinomics

Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself. 
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
 
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.

Dude 1: WTF was that guy talking about?
Dude 2: some crazy shit called Von-St. Aubinomics!

by Von St. Aubin March 5, 2011

st george of england

A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.

Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)

Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!

Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...

Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...

Drunkard 2: As is his ego...

by Erisia March 16, 2011

St Mary Catholic Elementry School

St.Mary Catholic Elementry School is were everyones a pussy and snitches, the princibles are shit and the school acts rich but is acc poor AF, they steal the money and realry give back to the kids. the teacher are too hard on these kids and the kids act like animals (mostly)

I go to St Mary Catholic Elementry School

by easybaker0029 March 7, 2023

St

Abbreviated version of the word stop.

Girl, you've had too much to drink. You need to st.

by Volsuto1 March 7, 2023

St. Walburg

shit town where wanna be wangsters and losers live and drug addicts die. only thing good to do is go booze cruising down surrounding backroads, go to subway, then take a mean shit in the tempo bathroom.

Person 1: i'm thinkin of moving to st. walburg
Person 2: you dumb asf

by Ratatata69 March 14, 2023

St. Niki's Day

A national holiday in Spain celebrating the life of St. Niki, where you even got to forget Lent for a day.
Nowadays in BARCELONA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
-Oh man! St. Niki's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....

It's St. Niki's Day, may you walk on the holy path of St. Niki!

by StNiki March 18, 2023

st john the evangelist

the worst tcdsb school in all of toronto

person one: "Do you go to st john the evangelist?"
person two: "Yes.. i go to SJE.."
person one: *walks away*

by emophile March 18, 2023