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Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.
The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever
by SigmaSam2009 February 14, 2025
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RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.
Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
by Murray the K September 6, 2022
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State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.
by River21 December 14, 2013
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State

What you call someone who is likes to think they are better than you.
She thought she Drew better than me, until i blasted that state into next century.
by Cryo Contagion March 26, 2019
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State street beast

A wild child found on state street that was rumored to be in the focus of several counts of, vandalism, fights, stray pets, and other such occurring problems. Said that he lived in a house and wondered the back alleys of state street in fort wayne and said to be associated with the wells street wendigo imagine master imp or the horizon hellhound if not one in the same.
“Did you hear? Jason got his ass beat he pissed of the state street beast!”
by HELLSPAWN1170 October 30, 2019
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Hop on State Of Anarchy

The act of which one may conduct rough lesbian/gay intercourse with a close family member
Does anyone want to hop on state of anarchy?

Sure!
by sovisery November 18, 2023
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