is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

by ThankWrong April 16, 2019

Sleep

1.) A myth, a pure concept, an idea. Many of these words have been used to describe the elusive "sleep." In my opinion? It's a cryptid. Impossible to catch.

2.) A temporary coma.

3.) Light death.

"Did anyone catch any sleep last night?"
"Nah, it's impossible!"
"Oh my god, you guys are going to die of sleep deprivation."
A conversation between friends.

by StarryFaerie April 17, 2019

sleep rave

when you have disco lights in your room whilst you’re sleeping

oh doroteya, we will be having a sleep rave tonight with these lights on my memer dude

by geo.tay April 17, 2019

Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watching some good satisfying videos🤝

Jonathan I’m going to sleep mode

by tehee.com April 19, 2019

country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.

“Man, I really like Jessica”
“I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”

by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019

Sleep RNG

Simply getting better overnight after a good nights sleep.

"Oh man. Yesterday i sucked at osu, but the sleep rng made me better when i woke up."

by KimTheCold April 24, 2019

The Sleeping Beauty

The process of putting both nuts on a girls face, the right ball on the right eye and the left ball on the left eye, during sexual intercourse, causing said biddy to not see a thing but ur wrinkly ballsack. For the position to work properly, the girl must lick the man’s anus whilst he masturbates, causing him to eventually bust a fat load.

“Bro, shawty really a freak.”

“Deadass?”

“Hell yea bro! I even hit her with the sleeping beauty. A nigga really busted in her hair, shit was a movie my guy”

by Young Coochie Bandit April 28, 2019