Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

noob

someone dead at the game

your such a noob

by coolboy_111111 June 23, 2018

Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.

"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"

by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022

Noob

Katie

Lol your such a noob. Your supposed to jump over the wall, not run into it.

by losermcgee103 July 21, 2017

Cult of the Noobs

A group of friends that used to be mostly centered around playing Roblox from the years 2019 - 2024. Consisted of approximately 10-12 core members with over 600 other members during its prime. As of right now, the group is practically dead and it's central members were all reported missing last year without any trace of where they might've gone.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Cult of the Noobs?"
"No? What is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by Dimentioof April 28, 2025

Noob Bear

A dead meme from 2016 from 9GAG and it died realy early...
Noob bear is a meme used to describe things, if you for example are in the start of a game you need armour and you take what you have. The bear on the meme has a bucket as helmet and that's why he is called noob bear, he couldn't find better armour so he took what he had.

Beginner: Shit, I need armour! Oh look, a paper armour! I take it!
Pro: OMG! You're such a noob bear! Boi you suck

by ElvinosDelfinos December 12, 2016