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Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP
Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous
by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020
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Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.
"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"
by JTrollen March 25, 2021
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JORDAN

A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.
Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.

I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.

Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022
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Jordan

A handsome sexy beaner that wants to make popsicles out of Viane’s discharge.
Look at Jordan! He’s making popsicles out of vianes discharge!
by DischargeCreator November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan (johr-dahn)- Jordan is a major douche and doesn't understand real love. He may seen cute at first to may but he isn't as true as you think. Jordan is popular and has many friends, but you should stay away from him. Jordans are heart-breaker and may be pathological liars. He isn't very smart and is known for asking stupid questions. Beware of Jordans.
OMG Jordan literally broke up with me! That heartbreaker doesnt understand my passion!
by xxFacts4LIieXx December 3, 2019
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Jordanation

the word "Jordanation" or Jordanating" means a person named "jordan" jerking off
"hey guys look! he loves jordanation" "I'm jordanating it!"
by fella cancer October 1, 2025
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Jordan

She definitely from philly if this her name :) and that pussy really phat and juicy
damn i would sure love a jordan right now
by bigdaddyswag November 23, 2021
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