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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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How keyboard

Jokingly written to make fun of bad support requests, mainly seen in the CoD modding community.
Idiot: hello how to write a chat black ops 2
Idiot: How keyboard

Moderator: are you an idiot?
by PLamble April 7, 2023
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A man who knows how to fuck

Arnesto Da Costa, a man who knows how to fuck
by Oseudop168 April 25, 2023
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How to tell if a girl likes you

The girl will like you if she's known you for a decent amount of time and can't help but smile whenever your near. You may think she doesn't like you because she denied it once but in reality she was too embarrassed to say the truth. She will look at you any chance she gets and loves when you make her laugh. Girls like if you defend them and talk to them even if it's just to ask them for a spare pen. The smallest things matter. Shoot your shot or hint to her.
Tips on how a girl may act if she likes you. How to tell if a girl likes you
by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
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How to ask a girl out

Add her snapchat and follow her back on all her social media's.

Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot
nsnskajwnw how to ask a girl out 101
by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
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How it be?

How it be? CUZ!
by Aztucieap85 April 30, 2023
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How

how are you doing

How was your day?
Hows your mom doing tell her I’m hot
How is a word how is it a word well idk how how is a word
HOW ARE YOU THE DUMB GO STUDY YOU HAVE 50 AVARAGE IN 2 CLASSES YOU LOSER-mom
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