Yer dogs got tets

The only way to kill a man with four magic words

Guy 1 "fuck off ye wee specky cunt"
Guy 2 "mate, yer dogs got tets"
*guy 1 combusts into a pile of ash"

by Gayspeckycunt May 24, 2018

you ain't got no raisins

A phrase used to say someone is acting as if they had no one to raise them. Someone who is acting aloof.
When you are out of dried grapes.

"Little boy, you ain't got no raisins, do you?"

by Kik: Uselessasset December 27, 2016

you just got punked

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH U JUST GOT PUNKED LOLLOLOL

you just got punked

by bakafrog June 17, 2022

I've got something to do

When you actually don't have anything to do but you're just too lazy to do something.

A phrase used to stop a conversation from continuing any further.

*On the phone*
Josh: You wanna hangout next weekend?
Bob: I've got something to do...
Josh: Like what?
Bob: *Continues to exit the call*

by Hiko member December 13, 2021

my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.

by Jejeejje July 19, 2020

I've got to hand it to you

If you say you have (got) to hand it to someone you mean that they have been very successful or skilful.

Wow, it actually worked. I've got to hand it to you, buddy whatever you're putting down, she is picking up.

by Zeantor December 12, 2018

You just got shroomed!

The act of smashing a mushroom on someone's head. You have to sneak up reeeeally careful and sneaky, and then scream "You just got SHROOMED!" As soon as you smoosh the mushroom.

Some one, let's say Bob, sneaks up behind Fagan, and, bringing the mushroom down on Fagan's head, Bob yells "YOU JUST GOT SHROOMED!!!"

by I. Donte Nuo February 25, 2011