Condescending prick, selfish, assholeish, rude, an all around coward butt munch, hypocrit, idiotic, MORON.
by DEALpickle June 04, 2018
this takes place in a bedroom. when you are bangin the girl in the ass and she has her face in the pillows. your friend is outside the window, he comes in and u pull out and he sticks his in. you leave the room and after a while the friend says this isnt whats his name.
by Scuba Steve 34! November 02, 2007
noun - When a female is on top of a male during sexual intercourse, and said female levitates right before the point of his climax, thus forcing the male to ejaculate on himself.
Last night was awesome till the chick I was banging pulled a David Blaine and made me spluge all over myself.
by Bejammin Foxworth March 28, 2009
Winner of American Idol Season 7. He won because a bunch of horny ugly desperate housewives voted for him thinking that one day he will hopefully have sex with them. He was kind of ugly and fat during the show but he lost some weight and got an American Idol makeover and grew some facial hair. He's totally fuckable now. I'd fuck him. I think David Cook thought that once he won American Idol he would be able to have sex with super hot girls, but no. Instead, he has to have sex with old ugly ladies cause they're the only ones who like him, who know who he even is, and they're the people who buy his stuff. He HAS to fuck them. He has no choice.
Old Horny Lady: "Oh my goodness, my David Cook is such an amazing singer. I want to fuck him but i can't cause i'm old and ugly and my vagina is humongous now."
by homezfoo July 03, 2009
a complete d bag that nobody likes. He thinks he is a vital part of his band, but really is just gay.
by Joevidecki April 11, 2011
by Mho November 21, 2017
Someone who doesn’t use studies or facts to prove a point. Uses Urban Dictionary as a credible source.
by Whoknowwhothat October 04, 2020