by anon February 18, 2005

The act of hanging someonbody upside down from your bedroom ceiling naked, while you go fishing up their arsehole. You can call it a Charlie Benjamin Fisher if you catch a real fish from their arsehole.
I was doing a Charlie Fisher
by phil - mccrack February 22, 2011

A long black hair jutting out of a womans chin that is usually discovered only while in the think position. If you don't think often you won't find them until they are nearly braidable.
I had an awful day at work....first I was bitched out by my boss and then at a really important meeting, I was thinking hard and discovered a whole patch of bazerkers. Had to get up and give a presentation, and I swear every mofo around the table was staring at my charlie aka bazerker goatee instead of listening to me.
by queef98 October 25, 2007

Also knows as "the shocker" or "two in the pink, one in the stink", this charming little gesture of love is guarannteed to please even the most frigid of feminists. Trim your nails, sports fans, you're in for a wild night.
"Hey Clarence, what did you do for your anniversary?"
It was great. We made out and then I gave her a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. "
It was great. We made out and then I gave her a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. "
by thecelticworrier November 3, 2021

A relationship defined by being inherently undefineable. Nebulous in nature, this type of relationship teeters between the ambiguous and the incomprehensible. A classic symptom of this kind of relationship is the response ''I dont know'' when the question ''what's up with you two?'' is presented.
We hang out a lot, but we aren't dating. We're more than friends, but... we're not into titles anyway. We have such a Jes and Charlie relationship. I have a test, I gotta go.
by Huge Pete July 20, 2008

When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.
by MRMNYC December 28, 2016

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010
