Chinese

Something I was years ago.

Years ago, I was Chinese

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2024

chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!

I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!

by anonymous March 5, 2024

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024

Chinese Dust

Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!

Or

90 year old chinese guy cum

Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .

by Monarchballz March 9, 2024

Sounded Chinese docking trap

A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.

Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.

by Jimothy8008135 January 20, 2026

Chinese Maxxing

Being extremely Chinese with you ways. Low stress, low cortisol level activities such as gambling (baccarat), drinking beers and smoking cigs with friends talking about nothing, or just low squat cig smoking in front of a business. Must be very chill vibes

Me and John are going to be Chinese maxxing at the baccarat table tonight, then go to karaoke and eat some food.

by gottabesuperchill February 2, 2026

Chinese military dance

It is a dance that is preformed by Chinese soldiers

It probably has some sentimental significance but most westerners know it from the first part of the dance where this guy sticks his leg up completely vertically, sick as fuck and only some people can do it

Person 1: I just tried to do the Chinese military dance trend
Person 2: cool, how did it go?
Person 1: couldn’t get close and I fell over crazy how the guy in the video can do it perfectly normal

by WhotTookTheNameE2? February 7, 2026