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August 27

August 27th is a day where an asshole gets dumped
Hey it’s august 27 and I’m done putting up with your shit, you’re getting dumped you asshole!!!
by Oopsguessimmabitch August 27, 2021
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August 29th

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day
Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"
by Johnsmith668 August 28, 2021
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august

the month taylor swift created
“wow i cannot believe taylor named a month”
“she’s taylor what do u expect august is her creation
by emmas.version September 3, 2021
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Jasmine august

Jasmine august is the best

Jasmine august makes me uncomfortable

Jasmine august spams my texts
by Supernannyspam June 2, 2021
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August 18

National love on and kiss Chloe day
On August 18 You kiss and love in your girl Chloe ❤️
by Cheeks84 August 16, 2024
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august 17

Hey honey its august 17 show me your dick
by vampirei August 16, 2024
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August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.
August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?
by manmoderrights August 16, 2024
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