August 27

August 27th is a day where an asshole gets dumped

Hey it’s august 27 and I’m done putting up with your shit, you’re getting dumped you asshole!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch August 27, 2021

August 29th

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day

Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"

by Johnsmith668 August 28, 2021

august

the month taylor swift created

“wow i cannot believe taylor named a month”
“she’s taylor what do u expect august is her creation”

by emmas.version September 3, 2021

Jasmine august

One of the hottest people on earth

Jasmine august is the best

Jasmine august makes me uncomfortable

Jasmine august spams my texts

by Supernannyspam June 2, 2021

August 18

National love on and kiss Chloe day

On August 18 You kiss and love in your girl Chloe ❤️

by Cheeks84 August 16, 2024

august 17

national show your girlfriend or boyfriend dick day

Hey honey its august 17 show me your dick

by vampirei August 16, 2024

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024