a sentence that can be said after something that is said in bed or has a sexual meaning, even if the person who said it didn't intend it. It's used humorously and often makes people laugh if used correctly. the sentence is taken from the show "The Office" and was often said by the character Michael Scott.
1. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
Michael: "that's what she said."
2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."
Michael: "that's what she said."
2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."
by the office fan 124 April 20, 2022
Get the that's what she saidmug. by Thugod August 12, 2022
Get the She balencimug. 1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
by Madderfackker March 21, 2018
Get the why doesen't she text me back?mug. <.7.9.6.7.><He/She>Unisex<He/She> Will Not Be Allowed To Make A Decision Whilst Being Esoteric<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.6.7.><He/She>Unisex<He/She> Will Not Be Allowed To Make A Decision Whilst Being Esoteric<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
Get the <.7.9.6.7.><He/She>Unisex<He/She> Will Not Be Allowed To Make A Decision Whilst Being Esoteric<.7.9.7.6.>mug. An extremely long text message that a girl might send to a guy in a fight. Usually they explain exactly why they are mad and how they could fix it.
Caleb: Brittany sent me a She-mail last night. I hardly got halfway through it!
Peter: Dude you should probably read it. She-mail can be hella helpful
Peter: Dude you should probably read it. She-mail can be hella helpful
by Wiseman07 December 31, 2021
Get the She-mailmug. He is retarded.
Hym "She fucked the retarded and even if you had spoken to her (which you likely hace and Stephen Bannel has clearly already spoken to the retard) you would still be doing this. Making up counter-veiling fictions and stealing from people who are better than you so you can say 'oh well we just can't know anything'. None of this makes her any less of a retard molesting whore or him less of a retard. I don't care or need to know how you imagine they feel. And you only feel comfortable doing this because I am a man and this is a pretty clear example of male to male sexism buttressed by actual bigotry.
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
Get the She fucked the retardmug. by shes cut July 17, 2021
Get the shes cutmug.