Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

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national send a titty pic day

the national send a "titty" picture day was created by a group of male friends who thought it was a good idea to just get the "titty" pics without sounding weird.

Hey guys, did you know today it's national send a titty pic day?

by GOOGLEAI November 6, 2023

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day trashing

A slang synonym for working. Typically used on ranches when referring to ranch work.

Day trashing at the 6666 is tough work but a heck of a lot of fun.

My first time day trashing was yesterday and this morning was needless to say, a rough one.

by Ranchgirl91 May 12, 2016

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oral spa day

When you take a scalding hot shower, while enjoying a can of ice cold Sprite.

It was cold outside and I needed to recharge, so I took an oral spa day.

by Grandest Pappy January 8, 2025

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National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

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