national chez day

29th October

the day where chester people go around fighting everyone and just being ruthless.

oh shit, it’s national chez day soon. we better stay inside

by chezenthusiast October 29, 2021

National Butt Day

National Butt Day occurs every Saturday.

During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.

“Show me your butt!”
“ew wtf”
“Chillax bro, it’s just National Butt Day”

by kyleermiller August 24, 2021

Give your short friend a hoodie day

𝐎𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟐𝟕𝐭𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤.

give your short friend a hoodie day

by Bofa Deez Nutz April 24, 2022

November 1st National make kids day

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can

Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok

by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020

opposite day

july 29 when you tell girls there hot but there not 🥶

boy: sup hawty
girl: hey 🥰
boy: it’s opposite day bitch

by 2111savage July 29, 2022

Dai Calavari

To just let loose and enjoy a state of utter relaxation on the bed, usually done in ones boxers or other articles of comfortable clothing.

Yo ill be around 30 mins late, need to dai calavari for a bit first.

by Soravitlakra June 20, 2016

5×30,5 minutes a day workout

Usually Is defined as the workout that makes weak men into big,juicy,musclish men.
Made of 5 sets of "who's your Daddy",5 sets of "Yes king",5 sets of "Diddy crunches"(all composed of 30 reps).
For best results it's Better to put "Ela Vila Mortal" as workout Song on loop.

Eno rebmun Aggin:Bro you don't look Natural what Is your secret?
Owt rebmun Aggin:Oh,I do 5×30,5 minutes a day workout

by Truemogger January 5, 2025