you turned into sausage

When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.

Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..

by Swordexo November 23, 2021

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You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

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why was you born?

Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted

Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.

by Hey birch December 08, 2020

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why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted

Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education

by Hey birch December 08, 2020

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shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.

Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.

by tyler's slut February 10, 2023

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