Beat a Fat person day

April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!

Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!

by mickey mouse420 April 14, 2022

National Ass pic day

November 4

It's November 4! Its national ass pic day

by himfr696969 December 4, 2024

John Day

John Day is a celebration that occurs every October 30th from 9:00 AM to midnight. This celebration tends to be celebrated by going out to eat in a group of 3-4 people including someone named John and pulling good-natured practical jokes on the John in your group. To those who celebrate John Day it is considered to be the most entertaining time of year.

I can't believe it's finally John Day! Where should we go for dinner?

by Dayman76 December 29, 2015

National pop a titty day

It’s national pop a titty day which mean lady’s pop one

Pop a titty for National pop a titty day

by Helloimhere April 29, 2022

Christmas yes sunny day no

Some random ass youtuber that quitted years ago

Josh: have you seen Christmas yes sunny day no?
Jimmy: used to

by BiggeCheese105 October 28, 2023

be extra nice to your girlfriend day

be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world

“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”

“why?”

“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”

by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021

Bill Nye Day

An annual national & bank holiday celebrated within the UK on December 12th, where all gyms are closed so people can engage in science activities to commemorate Bill Nye's day of birth.

Wanna go to the gym Bill?

No, can't mate, they're closed and I'm doing science with my friends to celebrate Bill Nye Day.

by definitelynotfaustina November 30, 2021