GM, Will You Ever Learn!

The constant back-tracking and history repeats in General Motors' decision making.

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Chevy,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Opel,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Corvette,

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

by IronicÉire April 5, 2025

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I love my tudong ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

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You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

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