Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014
Get the Ninja shitsmug. When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.
FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023
Get the emergency shit pinchmug. when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed
by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021
Get the Shit Weedmug. When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.
"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"
"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"
"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019
Get the Eat shit and diemug. Shit Dropper is an old 1950’s slang used to describe a VERY gay man who enjoys being penetrated in his rear end. So much so that his asshole is always gaping, dropping little turds like an elderly citizen unable to control their back door. Sometimes gay men would even walk into a bar wearing diapers to show that they are a Shit Dropper.
by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024
Get the Shit Droppermug. A baby born from an asshole, shit babies are called shit babies not because of this, but because they are the shit.
by Ispeakthetruth69420 September 20, 2019
Get the Shit Babymug. If you are a "shit licker", then you are a nobody at life and always no matter what never learn from your past mistakes.
by Dathoe225 March 26, 2020
Get the Shit lickermug.