cool second

When someone is bothering you to do something, so you tell them a cool second. When it really means like a hour.

Destiny: Go feed the dog.
Donald: I will in a cool second, hold up.

by Kingray30 March 23, 2020

second-cousin-3X-removed

Second-cousin-thrice-removed (2C3R).

My second-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

sesquiple-second-cousin

Sesquiple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesquiple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZWRB6738 February 22, 2022

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

catch second

Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.

Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.

by E. Rick Shin March 03, 2018

Second Screen Syndrome

When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device

Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.

by AnnoyedGymUser July 20, 2014

Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.

"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"

by AnthonyBigShield March 03, 2020