Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.
"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"
by Certified Asians March 19, 2022
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asian persuasion

a type of rapper who pulls hella bitches and usually hella chill
bro your music is asian persuasion like
by asian man with rice January 09, 2022
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Asian Persuasion

A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.
"I love Asian Persuasion 🤩"
"Me when Ayden (Asian Persuasion): HUBBAHUBBA!!!"
by Weirdly.Stupid November 21, 2023
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Asian women

Fuck non whites Non whites are square headed left wing nigger lovers that hate whites yet swim to white countries. Non whites wear socks up to their shins and sandals while giving underaged white girls facials while shaking and moaning and poo flying out their non white bum their filthy bald shit stains these non whites. Also non whites spread offensive bs online about whites but if whites done it back to non whites they would have an anger meltdown. Non whites stick their faces in the bum of Alexis Texas the pornstar while their shaking and moaning and wearing socks up to their shins and sandals. their annoying shit stains their hypocrites non whites want you to feel bad for being white something you can’t control
Asian women are non white

Pedophile is non whites also non whites are over privileged freaks that get free money free housing their privileged in online moderation non whites are privileged in everything yet call whites privileged their pathetic square headed left wing nigger loving shit stains white women are privileged to not as much as them though non whites also need to take down ur post because their feelings are hurt yet they spread offensive bs about whites online their fat hairy shit stains these non whites. Non whites wear them rugby looking autism helmets. vagina eyed freaks
by Nonwhitesaresquareheadedpedos February 16, 2024
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Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.
If you know you know Asian dick cheese…
by V1PACC0UNT October 08, 2023
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Asian Friday

A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore
"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"
by The Goatfatha November 26, 2016
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Asian bath

An Asian bath means an excruciatingly and sexually long bath in the shower.
Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
He's having an Asian bath in there.
by hidden38 August 26, 2017
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