Nathan

He is the most symmetrical square I have ever met.

Random Friend: Why does Nathan never like to have any fun?

Other Random Friend: Because he is a square!

by Cooper554 September 17, 2018

Nathan Seaton

Noun -RUDE -usually reffered to as a reject -bad hair -awesome jeep gets him much needed man points

Nathan Seaton is standing at the wedding.

by THE MOH October 11, 2009

Nathan

Nathan is a fatty who loves to molest his sister everyday. He loves eating dogs and will rape any people of colour. He is practically blind because of his chinky eyes and is a buddah who wants to reach enlightenment. He is such a nigger chink and bumms his whole family everyday, yes, even his dad and brother. Nathan loves gay incest the most and will do anything to bum a male.

Did you know that Nathan is a chink?

by chinkyman.com January 24, 2022

Nathan

An absolute legend with the greatest name on the planet. A bloke that loves cars, motorbike and to rack up. Always ready to help out another Nathan and sink a pint whilst doing it.

The Council of Nathan's is the ultimate group of Nathan's in the world.

by Nathan #1 April 15, 2024

Nathan

Nathan is the most fucking usless fat missable fuckface. The only thing he can do is shout and swear. He tries to make friends but everyone tells him to fuck off. His car is a shopping trolley. He can’t do anything normal like a human.

Oh look there’s a nathan ugly bastard lemon and peach cake.

by Oushjgkpe April 19, 2018

nathan cumings

literally the most perfect human on this earth he's so amazing yeah omg omg yeah and he's so smart and shi like omg u got me blushing bro

me: nathan cumings is so cute bro i wish he knew who i was

all my friends: girl u ain't ever tried to talk to him

by your mom lieks caelum February 25, 2022

Nathanism

An act of immense stupidity, usually with comedic motivations, preformed by a person named Nathan or Nathaniel.

Person 1: Are you confused?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: No, are you confused?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Listen to me, are you confused?

Person 2: Jesus christ, are you having another Nathanism?

by BritishFemboy_123 July 28, 2022