dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.

You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!

by xAnomally March 24, 2022

matt t.g. shep

exudes swag

anna(1km) says matt t.g. shep is a fuckin sweetheart + total hottie + that she would + will die for him

by dmvmeu July 25, 2021

Matt Ferrugia

Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".

"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"

by Soulful Truth February 9, 2015

Matt farted

The real reason world war 2 ended

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW

by The prankster July 20, 2021

matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020

Matt

He looks like a llama and he is a simp.

Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp

by Anonymous alien August 23, 2020

matt-the-dummy

The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda

Matt-the-dummy: Fuck you!!
Rion: Matt That doesn't go in your eye!

by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010