Matt

Man who goes straight for anal, no lube.

Woah, matt Ripped my arsehole in to shreds to the point it was infected

by Big hot November 22, 2021

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

Matt

The guy from wii sports that only poofesure can beat

Bro I cant believe it, I got paired with Matt in wii sports, how am I gonna win?!?!?!

by EEEKKKKEJRJFF June 7, 2021

Matt Wading

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

by Happu123456789 January 25, 2019

Matt banderia

An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict

Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami

by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022

Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.

Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede

by The Indicator 6969 May 11, 2018

Matt

A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.

I don’t feel like hanging out boys I’m gonna pull a matt

by Stumpy mcdoodles July 13, 2022