DogPoop Johnson

Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.

All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!

by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022

The Duncan Johnson

While a woman stands on her head with her legs spread in the air, fill her vagina with warm milky coffee. Once this position is achieved, a male will dip his erect penis in a bowl of sugar and cinnamon mixture and proceed to hover over the woman and perform a vertical penile plunge into her vagina. Just like dunking a donut.

I Duncan Johnson’d the wife on the weekend on her parents couch. We performed the Duncan Johnson

by Slightbendtotheleft January 20, 2026