hood karen

*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls

person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022

Delco Hood Ornament

When the chick in traffic ahead of you gets mad and blasts her diarrhea all over the hood of your car

What did she get locked up for? She was tired of getting honked at for driving too slow so she gave the guy a Delco Hood Ornament.

by Saul Okayishman April 30, 2025

Hood orange

What girls use to jerk off guys when they don't have time to do it themselves

Dude last shenequa gave me a hood orange

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022

look under the hood

To look under a girl's shirt or panties for the "goods"

Guy 1: Bro, she's hot!
Guy 2: Damn, did you get a look under the hood?
Guy 1: Hell ya I did, looks like she got her engine steamed.

by rohitjo September 3, 2020

Hooding

A Nigerian slang for ghetto

This is what we do in my hooding

by Clazzik August 7, 2017

Hood

Hood means Trillion Dollars (1 With 12 Zeroes)

Jamal: Yo dem niggas ova there got hella hoodz dey rly rollin dat shi up countin dey shi in dat nice ass buggy gah dam, mfs got bouj ah green

Mark: What's A Hood?

Jamal: (Answering To Mark) Sum U Neva Gon Get

by ToxicVulture12 July 23, 2023

Hood Booger

Term of endearment describing someone who came from the hood

That’s my lil hood booger they came up on their own.

by swank.e August 9, 2022