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The Tap Game

A very simple, yet amazingly fun game in which you, and bunch of your buddies open up a high school yearbook, and in a circular-fashion, each selects a girl in the book, and asks himself the question, "Would you tap that?" The person then reveals to the group if he would have sexual intercourse with that girl. Play passes to the left. Disagreements over particular "chicks" often lead to discussion and debate, which further adds to the entertainment.
Johnny- Let's see, Betty Sue...she has amazing tits so yeah, I would tap that.

Billy- Yeah, but Betty Sue is as ugly as shit. Mary Ann, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous. I would most certainly tap that.

Vladimir- Isn't the tap game amazing?
by WhoamIdontknow August 2, 2008
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gaming computer

Gaming computer or GLORIOUS PC (personal computer, if you're a Hipster) is the best gaming device. no competition. Don't listen to the Console Peasants.

also, Praise GabeN
Guy: OMG I JUST BOUGHT A GAMING COMPUTER! IT'S SO MUCH BETeR THN EXBOX

Everybody with a brain: Fucking told you so.
by TheUlriNator March 1, 2017
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Gentlemen's Game

Any indoor or outdoor activity that exhibits an extreme amount of rules and etiquettes which at first seem to be counterintuitive but in reality, the only way it can be.
Golf is often considered a gentlemen's game - you've gotta have all these irons, drivers, and hybrids with all these accessories and your grass has to be so and so... all to see who can hit a ball into the hole first.
by ZBL June 10, 2013
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Game Informer

A magazine peddled by Gamestop to everyone that can't say no to their 10% off used game card offer. Most of the news tends to be outdated if you have an internet connection and the reviews tend to say "this game is awesome/sucks" by using as many words as possible. Useful for the pictures, sometimes interesting interviews, and the occasional exclusive. Has crushed the competition because of its unfair leverage as part of the Gamestop Empire.
Friend 1: Dude, did you see what they said in Game Informer about the new Halo?!
Friend 2: I already about read that a month ago on the internet.
Friend 1: Oh...

Friend 1: I have a Gamestop discount card! I also get a subscription to Game Informer.
Friend 2: Isn't that unfair to everyone else with a magazine that doesn't have a store tie-in?
Friend 1: I don't care, I just wanted that guy at the counter to shut up.
by lovely chaos January 18, 2009
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The Military Game

Completely interrupting a speaker when they use a word that can also be taken as a rank in the military, while also snapping to attention and giving a realistic salute.
Man 1: This is a MAJOR problem-
Man 2: MAJOR Problem! *does previously described actions*
man 3 to man 4: God damn the military game!

Announcer: this is just a general announcement-
Douche in the audience: General Announcement!
by Mcnoah94 September 30, 2009
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revision game

The revision game is played by students in the days before a major exam, in which everyone lies about the amount of revision they have done, typically claiming to have "not opened a book".

It may be a form of psychological warfare, designed to put others off their guard by appearing to be less competitive than one really is.

An alternative theory is that the revision game is a more co-operative phenomenon, where everyone lies about how much revision they have done to boost the confidence of their peers, and their peers do the same in return.

For whatever reason, all students are compelled to play the revision game, despite a mutual understanding that it is all just a bluff.
Matt claims he's not started revising for the exam tomorrow, but I know he's just playing the revision game.

Of course I told him that I haven't opened a book either, but he won't be fooled.
by iMacThere4iAm January 21, 2010
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The Glad Game

Popularised by Family Guy when Stewie is at the Carnival with Rupert. Originally made up by the title character in the film "Pollyanna".

One of the activities included at the Carnival is The Glad Game, which is when you think of things that make you glad....like.

Other things which would be included in The Glad Game:
"Let's play The Glad Game"
"How do you play"
"Haven't you ever seen Family Guy? You name stuff that makes you glad, such as the first scissor cut into a fresh piece of craft paper....mmmmm, Pin Wheels, a big wedge of cake from the fare or a doodad to wear in your hat!
by Dolphus_Raymond January 4, 2011
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